Definitions : ) true or false?

Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room


Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room


Marriage - When you try to lose your spous in a crowded room





Love - When *ntercourse is called ';making love';


Lust - When *ntercourse is called scr*wing


Marriage - When *ntercourse is a town in Pennsylvania





Love - When you write poems about your partner


Luse - When all you write is your phone number


Marriage - When all you write is checks





Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax


Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax


Marriage - When....uh...what's a climax?





Love - When you phone each other just to say ';Hi';


Lust - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room


Marriage - When you phone each other to b*tch about workDefinitions : ) true or false?
basically its true, beneath the jokes, they all have some facts hidden in thereDefinitions : ) true or false?
Real love has nothing to do with sex at all


It only has to do with the soul!


sex in any form has only to do with lust


No matter who you thought you were ';in love'; with it will wear out in time--
Some true, some false but very entertaining. Thanks for the laugh
True, so true!
In my perception the trilogy which is love, lust and marriage are all present to all present married couples. The three are just a few ingredients or components for a happy married couple.





Have a nice day!
Truly false!





But it gave me lol. Thanx.
false
haha, this is why i am not thinking about my knight in shining armor coming to save me and getting married...and for other reasons.....thanks for the laugh
Very cute! I haven't been married - but my best guy right now is divorced, and he thinks marriage brings all good things to an end (meaning sex). I don't believe him - he just wasn't with the right woman.